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Thu, Feb. 2nd, 2006, 11:29 pm
I've been a bad boy... ["private," so everyone read it!]

So, I don't usually pay attention to or participate in gossip. Shut up, Kotetsu. I can hear you laughing, and you totally do it too.



After all the rumours flying around, I decided to, ah, augment Orochi's reputation. I mean, it's not hard, and frankly who's going to suspect little old me if I were to write it in, say, the boys' washroom on the third floor, in the industial arts area? Everyone knows the kids who use that bathroom are on the coarse side anyway.

But, here, with you dear journal, I'll tell you what I wrote... I'm so proud of my wit...

O-RAUNCHY-maru scared Mrs Uchiha into a convent. It must have been his little, skinny director's baton.

Get it? Get it? Two birds with one stone! First the "raunchy" part, and then I insult his stick! Oh, I swear I giggled for qabsolute minutes when I thought that one up...

Fri, Feb. 3rd, 2006 01:59 pm (UTC)
artist_sasori

...XD It made me laugh.

Sat, Feb. 4th, 2006 01:58 am (UTC)
bashful_hyuuga

@_@! ...Wow.

Sat, Feb. 4th, 2006 11:22 pm (UTC)
flamingbassist

*secretly scribbles beneath it later* Obviously you haven't had it if you think it's little or scrawny. The slut just wasn't awesome enough to handle it.

Sun, Feb. 5th, 2006 10:40 pm (UTC)
mommy_uchiha

Slut?! You watch your mouth, you &#$*%! I can handle anything! Who do you think you're addressing? They don't call me the community whore for nothing!

*gasps for air* Your...friend opened my eyes when he played me. At least I know that I have a chance at being saved from the fiery pits of Hell. You and your gang, however...

Sun, Feb. 5th, 2006 11:09 pm (UTC)
flamingbassist

At least I'll be warm. Besides, my religion doesn't belive in Hell.

And you might want to watch that temper, else even entering the convent might not save you from sitting right next to me in that Hell you believe in.


I think the saying is, "It's YOUR Hell, YOU burn in it!"

Thu, Feb. 9th, 2006 08:27 pm (UTC)
come2meeeee

....are you referring to meee? Jussst so you know, Mrs. Uchiha, I did not "play" you. Sssex was what you wanted, and that'sss what you got.

Tue, Feb. 7th, 2006 01:09 pm (UTC)
sasugay

*snickercough* That's gross.

Thu, Feb. 9th, 2006 08:26 pm (UTC)
come2meeeee: confused

[so am i supposed to be able to read this too? o_o]