Tue, Jan. 17th, 2006, 03:48 pm
I swear, the bunnies I studied in university for a mammal procreation project
humped less that the students here do. Found another lucky couple (or should I say another couple getting lucky), this time in the library stacks. I don't get it though, because it's not like the school library is anywhere near approaching the necessary space/occupying persons ratio that you'd need to have a successful between-the-shelves romp. You'd need at least four floors and many, many rows of books, preferably with out-of-the-way corners. If I wasn't concerned with damaging the kids and my own job, I'd be tempted to organize a field trip to the local university's library for all the kids I've caught, just so they can see that there's better places to score than the high school's pathetic excuse for a library...
Wed, Jan. 18th, 2006 12:40 am (UTC)
Ah well, you know chilllldren. Spontaneous little things.
Wed, Jan. 18th, 2006 12:55 am (UTC)
They're like that times ten here on this college campus. @_@
Wed, Jan. 18th, 2006 02:33 pm (UTC)
In the library?! Luckily I don't have to go there very often...
Wed, Jan. 18th, 2006 04:10 pm (UTC)
Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006 05:19 am (UTC)
...Sasuke? *is pleased* WHO WAS IT WITH AND DID YOU ENJOY IT? ♥
Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006 05:21 am (UTC)
...Chea, this is no biggie. Wilder things happen at my
house. Speaking of which... *smiles naughtily at you* You look fine...SO SEX ME NOW.
Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006 05:37 am (UTC)
*Backs away quickly*
Ah, oh, um, that's alright Mrs. Uchiha. I, uh, think there's some rule about that somewhere. Yes, yes I'm sure there is. No sexing students' parents. Yep..
Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006 05:46 am (UTC)
*whimpers* I never got that memo. If I give you a wild time, will you raise Sasuke's grades from an A+ to an A++?
Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006 05:51 am (UTC)
*Over the shoulder as he sprints away to the safety of... well, nowhere's probably all that
safe but he's gonna try anyway...*
It's in the Super Secret Teaching Rules! You should go ask Gai-sensei about it!
Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006 06:11 am (UTC)
*runs after him before cornering him and slamming him into a wall powerfully* ...But I never heard of that before... *whispers seductively into his ear* Won't you tell me somewhere...more private than this?
...Ew. He's like the only one I wouldn't
screw with. Condoms are for losers.
Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006 06:19 am (UTC)
*Looks around frantically and wriggles an arm and wrist free, and, pointing behind Mommy Uchiha*
Look, isn't that Sasori's granmda putting the moves on Sasori? You better beat that bitch down before she moves in on your turf!
Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006 06:24 am (UTC)
*doesn't turn around, but scowls at him* Ew, that's gross. You totally ruined the mood. I'm not falling for that trick - I've been trying to fuck that boy for the longest time. I know he's not straight. I'm not as stupid as people think I am. JUST BECAUSE I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
*smiles again all of a sudden, using a smooth finger to run down your cheek* Too bad I know how to bring back the mood, ne? And call me Mikoto
Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006 07:08 am (UTC)
I... uh.. uh... God in heaven, somebody save me!!!
Listen, lady, I, well, I better tell you that all those rumours your kids tell you about Kotetsu and I? They.. they're true. Yep. Uhuh. No lady friends for me. Nope. So, uh, you better go find someone else. Someone non-teacher like, because, of, you know, the No Sexing Up Students' Parents Rule.
Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006 07:25 am (UTC)
I can't believe you used my GRANDMOTHER. >_> *feels dirty*
Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006 07:28 am (UTC)
I'm sorry... she was the first person I could think of, after you.
*Returns to frantically trying to find a way out of
Mommy Uchiha's clutches*
Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006 07:38 am (UTC)
>_> She's stalking me too, and me saying I'm gay didn't get rid of her, either. x.X;
Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006 07:39 am (UTC)
Well apparently it did, because my clever ruse (see above) sure as hell didn't work...
Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006 02:15 pm (UTC)
Lucky you. ;-; It only made it worse for me. @_@
Mon, Jan. 23rd, 2006 07:52 pm (UTC)
Clever ruse...! *laughs and purrs into his ear* ...I like my men cute AND clever.
Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006 07:45 am (UTC)
Would you have rather that he used ME? *grins
Mon, Jan. 23rd, 2006 07:51 pm (UTC)
*narrows eyes* ...You LIE. *grabs him and drags him to her house* You're going to pay for that by giving me a wild time in bed. *snorts* No Sexing Up Students' Parents Rule? Give me a fucking break. *laughs* Haha, GET IT?! FUCKING, YOU KNOW...WHAT WE'LL BE DOING LATER ON TONIGHT...HA, I CRACK MYSELF UP.
Tue, Jan. 24th, 2006 07:06 pm (UTC)
Oh, no. Really, you don't want me. I'm bad in bed. Really, really
bad in bed. There would be no wild times at all. I uh... I drool, and then I droop, and that' the end of the evening. Really. So you don't want me. I bet you'd prefer that sexy Orochimaru. I bet he knows some tricks you'd appreciate.. Bet he can really use his tongue if you know what I mean. So you should just, like, throw me back, like an undersized fish or something. I'd be no good to you...
Tue, Jan. 24th, 2006 07:35 pm (UTC)
...You're retarded. Although I'm willing to admit that you're right regarding that Orochimaru *faints*, but you're just...weird. I mean, who in their right mind wants to resist ME? Jeez, what about that hawt chunk of meat you call your friend? What's his name again...? Maybe he'll be more cooperative.